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Worst Jokes Ever!!!

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What did the baby light bulb say to his mama? I love you watts and watts.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

A fish swims into a concrete wall and says "Dam!!"

Dyslexics of the world untie!!!

I often miss my ex, but my aim is improving

If you're opposed to gay marriage, blame straight couples. They're the ones having all the gay babies.

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull? Lipstick.
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You are going to like the YouTube video. It shows how to get back at porch pirates and car smash-and-grab thieves in San Francisco:
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Here is the latest Haynes service and repair manual.

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There is another rare one on how to treat yourself and pee off the other half in one easy lesson.
It goes by the name of Sacrifice🤪🤣 .
A Merry Christmas to you and may the New Year be a good one.

Take care out there - there will always be a joke to get you giggling😅😍

Flook (in a Christmas silly mood)😜🤪☺
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Merry Christmas Flook. Let's try to post even worse jokes next year.
Your on mate, I have at least 200 to put on Happy New Jokes year 🤪 🤣 🤣 😎
Flook, the worst Joke on here!:whistle:😎😁

Merry Christmas to all.


My opinion of the best joke so far this year was: What rhymes with orange? 👍👏
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