Worst Jokes Ever!!!

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WildWilly

Discussion Starter · Nov 16, 2013

What did the baby light bulb say to his mama? I love you watts and watts.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

A fish swims into a concrete wall and says "Dam!!"

Dyslexics of the world untie!!!

I often miss my ex, but my aim is improving

If you're opposed to gay marriage, blame straight couples. They're the ones having all the gay babies.

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull? Lipstick.

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Richard230

· #26,901 · 5 mo ago

You are going to like the YouTube video. It shows how to get back at porch pirates and car smash-and-grab thieves in San Francisco:

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Richard230

· #26,902 · 5 mo ago

Here is the latest Haynes service and repair manual.

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Flook

· #26,903 · 5 mo ago

There is another rare one on how to treat yourself and pee off the other half in one easy lesson.
It goes by the name of Sacrifice🤪🤣 .

Flook

· #26,904 · 5 mo ago

A Merry Christmas to you and may the New Year be a good one.

Take care out there - there will always be a joke to get you giggling😅😍

Flook (in a Christmas silly mood)😜🤪☺

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Richard230

· #26,905 · 5 mo ago

Merry Christmas Flook. Let's try to post even worse jokes next year.

Flook

· #26,906 · 5 mo ago

Your on mate, I have at least 200 to put on Happy New Jokes year 🤪 🤣 🤣 😎

steve n rose

· #26,907 · 5 mo ago

Flook, the worst Joke on here!

😎😁

Merry Christmas to all.

My opinion of the best joke so far this year was: What rhymes with orange? 👍👏

ccwatchmaker

· #26,908 · 5 mo ago

Cartoon Sharing Organism Line Art

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Flook

· #26,909 · 5 mo ago

Water Cartoon Organism Mammal Happy

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· #26,910 · 5 mo ago

Cartoon Vertebrate Organism Mammal Font

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· #26,911 · 5 mo ago

Cartoon Organ Organism Gesture Rectangle

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· #26,912 · 5 mo ago

Cartoon Sharing Line Art Rectangle

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· #26,913 · 5 mo ago

Clothing Hair Head Hand Hairstyle

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· #26,914 · 5 mo ago

Cartoon Vertebrate Organ Organism Mammal

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· #26,915 · 5 mo ago

Cartoon Green Organism Sharing Gesture

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· #26,916 · 5 mo ago

Cartoon Hairstyle Human Sharing Gesture

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· #26,917 · 5 mo ago

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· #26,918 · 5 mo ago

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· #26,919 · 5 mo ago

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· #26,920 · 5 mo ago

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