Three guys take a holiday to Saudi Arabia.

Walking down a back street looking for bargains they see a single door in a big wall.
They try the door and it opens to a court yard with a load of women lounging around.

They start carousing the ladies when a man walks in.
He is outraged and has guards grab them. He tells them that all the women belong to the sheik, and the sheik will decide what to do with them.

The sheik is contacted and says they must be punished dependant on their professions.

He asks the first what he does, the answer is a fireman, the sheik has the guard burn his cock off.

The second said he was a policeman, so the shiek has his guard shoot his cock off.

Thinking pretty fast the last guy says .....

I sell lollipops........[:I][B)]